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'This canal joins the river some miles further on, a little above Toad Hall; and then it's an easy walk.

You come along in the barge with me, and I'll give you a lift.'

She steered the barge close to the bank, and Toad, with many humble and grateful acknowledgments, stepped lightly on board and sat down with great satisfaction.

'Toad's luck again!' thought he.

'I always come out on top!'

'So you're in the washing business, ma'am?' said the barge-woman politely, as they glided along.

'And a very good business you've got too, I dare say, if I'm not making too free in saying so.'

'Finest business in the whole country,' said Toad airily.

All the gentry come to me-wouldn't go to any one else if they were paid, they know me so well.

You see, I understand my work thoroughly, and attend to it all myself.

Washing, ironing, clear-starching, making up gents' fine shirts for evening wear-everything's done under my own eye!'

'But surely you don't DO all that work yourself, ma'am?' asked the barge-woman respectfully.

'O, I have girls,' said Toad lightly: 'twenty girls or thereabouts, always at work.

But you know what GIRLS are, ma'am! Nasty little hussies, that's what I call 'em!'

'So do I, too,' said the barge-woman with great heartiness.

'But I dare say you set yours to rights, the idle trollops! And are you very fond of washing?'

'I love it,' said Toad.

'I simply dote on it.

Never so happy as when I've got both arms in the wash-tub.

But, then, it comes so easy to me! No trouble at all! A real pleasure, I assure you, ma'am!'

'What a bit of luck, meeting you!' observed the barge-woman, thoughtfully.

'A regular piece of good fortune for both of us!'

'Why, what do you mean?' asked Toad, nervously.

'Well, look at me, now,' replied the barge-woman.

'I like washing, too, just the same as you do; and for that matter, whether I like it or not I have got to do all my own, naturally, moving about as I do.

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