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"Why don't you give up being a people's doctor, and be an animal-doctor?" asked the Cat's-meat-Man.

The parrot, Polynesia, was sitting in the window looking out at the rain and singing a sailor-song to herself. She stopped singing and started to listen.

"You see, Doctor," the Cat's-meat-Man went on, "you know all about animals-much more than what these here vets do.

That book you wrote-about cats, why, it's wonderful! I can't read or write myself-or maybe I'd write some books.

But my wife, Theodosia, she's a scholar, she is.

And she read your book to me.

Well, it's wonderful-that's all can be said-wonderful.

You might have been a cat yourself.

You know the way they think.

And listen: you can make a lot of money doctoring animals.

Do you know that? You see, I'd send all the old women who had sick cats or dogs to you.

And if they didn't get sick fast enough, I could put something in the meat I sell 'em to make 'em sick, see?"

"Oh, no," said the Doctor quickly. "You mustn't do that. That wouldn't be right."

"Oh, I didn't mean real sick," answered the Cat's-meat-Man.

"Just a little something to make them droopy-like was what I had reference to.

But as you say, maybe it ain't quite fair on the animals.

But they'll get sick anyway, because the old women always give 'em too much to eat.

And look, all the farmers 'round about who had lame horses and weak lambs-they'd come.

Be an animal-doctor."

When the Cat's-meat-Man had gone the parrot flew off the window on to the Doctor's table and said,

"That man's got sense. That's what you ought to do. Be an animal-doctor. Give the silly people up-if they haven't brains enough to see you're the best doctor in the world. Take care of animals instead-they'll soon find it out. Be an animal-doctor."

"Oh, there are plenty of animal-doctors," said John Dolittle, putting the flower-pots outside on the window-sill to get the rain.

"Yes, there are plenty," said Polynesia. "But none of them are any good at all. Now listen, Doctor, and I'll tell you something. Did you know that animals can talk?"

"I knew that parrots can talk," said the Doctor.

"Oh, we parrots can talk in two languages-people's language and bird-language," said Polynesia proudly. "If I say, 'Polly wants a cracker,' you understand me. But hear this: Ka-ka oi-ee, fee-fee?"

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