I had a feeling when I saw her outfit because no one with a respectable degree would wear hoops of that size.
Who let her in here.
But that leads me to another thing about me, which is, um, I'm nice.
And as it turns out, when you are nice, people tend to overlook a lot.
In some cases, this could include experience, credentials, not having your driver's license at airport security.
And yes, that's a true story twice.
And you might say, Kristen, no, that's not a result to being nice.
That's the result and the privilege of being a recognizable person, and okay, that may be true, but I will counter with my husband who is also highly recognizable and doesn't get away with anything.
Literally 10 out of 10 times he is getting a pat-down at TSA, and that's because he's just not as nice as me. Don't get me wrong. I love him; I love him. He's brilliant; he's hilarious. He's, literally, my favorite person, but he's even nicest person.
I don't know guys.